“Maybe India will avenge. Send in a few badass Gurkhas. One Gurkha is like a hundred of anybody else.” – Saint Bif
It’s hard to determine who’s crazier or more radical — the Pakistanis or the Indians. Don’t forget these two groups had a big pissing contest ten years ago with “nucular” bombs.
The Truth About India And Pakistan’s Nuclear Testing
The reason why the the major governments of the world did not stop India and Pakistan from conducting nuclear testing, ( they all knew well before hand that they were going to do it, despite what you are being told that our intelligence sources did not know – Israeli intelligence notified many countries of this a month before it happened ). The truth is this. India and Pakistan are providing the bulk of computer programmers to solve the world year Y2 problem, when it rolls from 1999 to 2000. Most world governments, including our own, and corporations around the world, including banking financial concerns waited too long to fix the problem. The U.S. government alone has contracted out over 90% of these needed program fixes to fix government programs to programmers in India and Pakistan. There was a worldwide shortage of computer programmers to fix the Y2 problem when governments and corporations around the world realized the severity of it. However, both governments of India and Pakistan started government programs 5-7 years ago to train thousands of their college graduates in computer programming, offering them special incentives to do so. It is estimated that India and Pakistan programmers are providing over 93% of the needed world programming changes to fix the year Y2 problem. Do I need to explain anything further as to why governments worldwide have sat idle and let India and Pakistan explode nuclear weapons that have done nothing but pollute our environment!
~ David Lawrence Dewey ~
http://www.dldewey.com/columns/indonesf.htm



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November 27, 2008 at 3:32 am
Dr.Doom
Finally, the long predicted attacks have occurred, so we can activate this thread with comments!
When visiting Mumbai, steer clear of staying in the hotels there. The park may be safer.
http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/asiapcf/11/27/india.attacks/index.html
November 27, 2008 at 3:51 am
JR
I recently commented to my father (who would know) that we had been in Afghanistan in one way or another for almost 30 years.
This terrorist attack actually brought me closer to someone I have known for about 2 years. This guy who runs a convenience store I frequent was watching CNN when I came in.
He is usually watching football or other sports or daytime soaps. I always assumed he was Pakistani.
So I said, “are you Indian?” as nonchalantly as possible, which is kinda hard to do, even if you are JR. Yeah, so know we are “acquainted.” Broke the ice. I asked him where he was from. It wasn’t Mumbai and it was nothing I could pronounce, but that doesn’t matter.
His family is okay and I said I was glad. Look at that, see, I have the ability to be social.
November 27, 2008 at 4:06 am
Dr.Doom
[Indian guy who runs convenience store], I think we may have the beginnings of a beautiful friendship.–JR
November 27, 2008 at 4:49 am
JR
I wouldn;t make too much fun of it. You’ve never met him, and when I take the Presidency in 2016 or 2020 at the latest, I have him slated for a cabinet position.
(Can anybody figure out the Intelligence positions/hierarchy – major points for anybody that can)
It used to be DCI/CIA, but now with Homeland Security and the other thing it is totally different.
Has Hillary Clinton definitely got State or was I just hallucinating that late last week?
November 27, 2008 at 4:59 am
Dr.Doom
I’m serious. You may have made a lifelong friend. Congrats.
November 27, 2008 at 5:03 am
Dr.Doom
Hillary’s got it. It’s a big bone to throw, but she “earned” it. Call that keeping peace in the family. Announcement on Friday.
Sorry, I can’t take the Homeland Security post as I’m trying to get some of their money. Too conflicted.
November 27, 2008 at 5:16 pm
Ajaran
Islam will conquer the world.. Allahuakbar.. Long live Islam terrorist.
Europe will be the next target… !!!
True Islam is fight till end… and Alquran said so..!!
November 29, 2008 at 3:13 am
Dr.Doom
Well, it looks like Savinar and Ruppert are getting their tits caught in the ringer over this Mumbai attack, link here: http://www.lifeaftertheoilcrash.net/Archives2008/Novermber28RedAlert.html
Good grief, Matt is selling guns and ammo now. Must be the end is near.
Ajaran, you guys keep this terrorist BS up and we’re gonna take all our global business and relocate it in Biloxi, Mississippi. Hell, the Indians won’t even notice the climate being much different.
November 29, 2008 at 7:35 am
Nudge
Doom, thanks for the link .. that site has teh funnAy alright.
November 29, 2008 at 10:17 am
MOU
Ruppert designs and sells tinfoil hats. Savinar is running a tinfoil hat store for Ruppert. Many fashionable doomers wear them. Fashion is fickle though, need a new design each week to keep the business fresh.
November 29, 2008 at 10:18 am
MOU
How will Ruppert get that egg off his face?
November 29, 2008 at 11:27 am
bunnbunn
You want me to be in a room alone with this monkey? Yah tanks, Doom. I can see you’ve really got my back as I bink into this ignomineous breach.
Ehh… if things get too weird, I could always distract him by buying something. (And while he’s rubbing carbon paper over the fake credit card then, at the speed of bunn, I pull his Castro hat down over eyes and sucker punch him.)
Come on, only an idiot needs tech support. (No offense, Holmes). Besides, Biloxi folk can easly be reconditioned to speak with a hindi accent.
Ganesha’s trunkprints are all over this. Thank bunn I’m on the case.
November 29, 2008 at 11:28 am
bunnbunn
As to Ruppert, sheeshh… that guy might as well rent his face out as a skillet.
December 15, 2008 at 3:30 pm
Uncle Remus
The monster in India’s mirror
By Arundhati Roy
“We’ve forfeited the rights to our own tragedies. As the carnage in Mumbai raged on, day after horrible day, our 24-hour news channels informed us that we were watching “India’s 9/11″. And like actors in a Bollywood rip-off of an old Hollywood film, we’re expected to play our parts and say our lines, even though we know it’s all been said and done before. ”
http://www.atimes.com/atimes/South_Asia/JL16Df02.html