What can you do?
My best guess is to become friends with your neighbors.
Don’t “know” them. This would be the worst thing you could do. People suck and what they do or think is probably not what you would find comforting. Just get to be friends.
In the coming war against zombies, they will shore up your flank.
One way to become friends is to make sure you are using the same ammunition. I recommend 5.56. Some like 7.62. Check for Warsaw block 5.45.
Two to the chest, two to the head.
@Dave – when the dollars start flowing in to zulukilo, tghey ain’t going to Bunn or Rico.
They are going straight to you.
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March 28, 2009 at 3:59 pm
dave
the only real question is, who is the most beautiful woman who ever lived,
liv ulman?
March 28, 2009 at 4:02 pm
dave
or lena olin?
March 28, 2009 at 4:02 pm
dave
daniel day lewis should be killed for having the audacity to touch her.
March 28, 2009 at 4:04 pm
dave
of course, all i want to do is tie her up, oil up her her asshole, and fuck like bunnbunn the rabbit, or something like that. but none of that changes anything. ddl better look out.
March 28, 2009 at 4:09 pm
JR
Dude, I watched “The Battle of Britain” last night on my sisters Blu-Ray (It’s a long story). It was filmed in 1968. there was this chick (the main female lead, if there could be one in the BofB, but whatever). With the short blond hair. You could see one of her teeth was missing cuz of the Blu-ray. Didn’t matter. This is the hottest chick ever. British, too. You have no idea.
Lena Olin used to be my #1 until I saw this.
Who the fuck is Liv Ulman? Do I need to watch this?
March 28, 2009 at 4:19 pm
JR
Yeah. You are right. Stop fucking with me. I don’t need more reasons to live.
March 28, 2009 at 4:23 pm
JR
Check out “Y Tu Mama Tambien”
March 28, 2009 at 4:32 pm
bunnbunn
This is seriously freaky. Holmes just got the TULOB discs a few days ago from NetFlix. (Now they send the bonus disc, as well, and it still only counts as a single movie.) Anyway, it’s a good thing dave mentioned this is Daniel Day Lewis — for a moment I thought it was a Muammar Gadaffi biopic focusing on his pre-colonel days. In this rough world, everyone has to start somewhere, even if it means coming off like a freshly-neutered Adam Corolla.
March 28, 2009 at 4:32 pm
JR
Helen of Troy, you dumb fuck. duh.
March 28, 2009 at 4:34 pm
JR
In close second is that chick in that Robert Redford prison flick.
March 28, 2009 at 4:39 pm
JR
Did I say Redford? Unfathomable.
Newman.
March 28, 2009 at 4:42 pm
JR
Sorry
March 28, 2009 at 4:46 pm
bunnbunn
There are quite a few reasons to live, I’d say.
March 28, 2009 at 5:08 pm
John Q. Conner
OMFG. Asoka is metal. It has to be. I mean, that is some sick and twisted logic that thing is running on. And it will likely get us all killed! Bastards went 180 on us – all peace and kum-ba-fucking-ya, holding hands into some Wall Street Death March.
Jesus H. Dyson. We’re freaking doomed.
March 28, 2009 at 5:09 pm
JR
Bunn – I hate you. I’m tryin to kill myself. This shit is unhelpful. I find myself watching it over and over. Welch wasn’t even the cat’s meow of her day. what about that other one? My Vietnam Vet friends go gaga over her. what was her name?
Ann Magaret. Gimme some viddies of that shit.
March 28, 2009 at 5:17 pm
JR
“And it will likely get us all killed! ”
Dude chill. You gotta unnerstand where asoka is coming from.
But you are in the right place now. Just chill. We analyze things much more careful here. Just chill. You cool. Go look at Google Earth. Find Jalalabad. Look at that shit for like an hour. See what I’m talking about? OK, fine. then watch SPEEDtv with me, Melbourne is just staring up. Hey! I like you. Yarra might too.
March 28, 2009 at 6:04 pm
Nudge
J Connor: what if Kunstler is metal too? Would you say that the fear he’s spreading leads us straight to a dystopian version of “Skynet über Alles”?
March 28, 2009 at 6:33 pm
John Q. Conner
“what if Kunstler is metal too?”
Sinister – oh hell yeah, but unlikely. Asoka writes too dispassionately, too bereft of genuine human empathy while masquerading as a kinder, gentler socialist fuck.
A bot in activists clothing.
March 28, 2009 at 7:13 pm
Holmes
JQC, as I recall, Asoka’s default program had something to do with scurrying (in Energy Star® power-saver mode) across the border into Canada once big bad corporatist emissaries mistakenly conclude that he’s one of the leaders of the renegade humans, or whatever. Things will take a humiliating turn for the worse once the Canadians promptly ship him to the “northern front” to keep a shivering metal eye on their Arctic claim.
March 28, 2009 at 7:21 pm
Holmes
JR, what time does the race start? I think that SPEEDtv indicates 1:30 a.m. EST.
March 28, 2009 at 7:24 pm
Holmes
The weather in Melbourne is almost the same as here in L.A.
http://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/city.html?n=152
March 28, 2009 at 7:37 pm
bunnbunn
I was wondering how JR traveled into the future to comment over at F1W, but now I’m starting to figure out this monkey time zone thing. By my estimation, this leaves plenty of time to peck out a few e-mails and get dressed for dinner without having to rush. Okay, I’ll check back again in another five hours or so.
March 28, 2009 at 8:27 pm
Autonomous Unit
For your consideration:
(is that table bobbing up a bit?)
March 28, 2009 at 8:29 pm
Uncle Yarra
JR,
If you bring John Q over, make sure there’s crossbow bolts in his luggage.
March 28, 2009 at 8:49 pm
John Q. Conner
“make sure there’s crossbow bolts in his luggage”
Pray tell, too what end?
March 28, 2009 at 9:10 pm
Uncle Yarra
We need ammo for Stuart Staniford target practice (they can get bent if you miss).
March 28, 2009 at 10:19 pm
JR
1:30 a.m. EST
usually that means 2:00. I can never be sure. Maybe 1:50. They do some on track interviews and then a warmup lap, and then it is go.
In my entire life I’ve never been able to correctly answer when the Super Bowl starts, so you are asking the wrong person.
March 28, 2009 at 10:26 pm
JR
I wouldn’t trust those weather Forecasts. Sunny. Pleasantly Warm. They are always so one-sided. When is it ever unpleasantly warm? Or is that like Hot?
March 28, 2009 at 10:29 pm
JR
Has there been another Stuart Staniford siting? Forget ammo, suicide vest is the only way to go. Jihad, motherfucker.
March 28, 2009 at 10:30 pm
JR
How do I travel into the future? My time machine, duh.
March 28, 2009 at 10:37 pm
Dood o' Doom
Rust & decay, rust & decay (kinda pretty, though)
Look what they’ve done to my song…
March 28, 2009 at 10:41 pm
JR
AU, stop it, you are killing me. When I’m President I’ll order all dinner parties to revert to the old style, but there is no need to rub it in.
And BTW, on the subject of time travel, I don’t know who else might watch LOST, but I am really upset at the portrayal of the seventies. I was only a young kid then, but the Seventies are probably the best decade ever. Better than the Great Depression and way better than any decade in the 1400s or even any decade that Christ or Alexander was alive. So there..
The seventies are also better than the sixties or the eighties or the nineties.
The only question I have is whether Bush was a better president than Nixon. I mean, they are both pretty cool, but who was better?
March 28, 2009 at 10:47 pm
JR
“Well it’s the only thing I could do all right
And they turned it upside down”
Who is that? What a great song.
March 28, 2009 at 10:52 pm
Dood o' Doom
Amanda Jensen. Hot, hot, hot….
March 28, 2009 at 10:54 pm
Dood o' Doom
Here she is singing it on American Idol in 2007:
March 28, 2009 at 10:54 pm
JR
Is that table bobbing up a bit? Ha! How crude. No girls, I wasn’t thinking that at all. AU must be banned. Nobody should be allowed to think such horrid things.
March 28, 2009 at 10:55 pm
JR
She’s an American Idol contestant? That can’t be right. Are you shitting me?
March 28, 2009 at 10:57 pm
Dood o' Doom
Dazing & confused here, JR. Maybe it’s not American Idol, just Idol? Euro Idol?
Looks to be a contestant. Wonder if she won. (Got my vote.)
March 28, 2009 at 11:01 pm
JR
I love Nazis
March 28, 2009 at 11:28 pm
theroachman
Dood o’ Doom
Dood? It is a good thing most of the surfers can not read most words. That would confuse them to no end.
March 28, 2009 at 11:44 pm
Donovan
Just a nasty little Aryan princess. La-la-la
A grinder, a bumper…
March 29, 2009 at 12:09 am
Autonomous Unit
JR, why are you upset regarding the portrayal of the ’70′s in LOST? How do you perceive the decades are being presented on the show?
I just watched the episode; a few notes: Ben gave him a copy of “A Separate Reality” by Carlos Casteneda. I read this in the 70′s, too.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Separate_Reality
And acid, even if the dose was applied maximally traditionally on a sugar cube, is no good as a truth serum. The Company knew this in the fifties.
And the hostiles are lead by Richard Alpert, a name belonging to a real person, aka Baba Ram Dass, co-author of “Be Here Now”, and Timothy Leary’s boss at Harvard.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Alpert
(wiki is wicked smart)
Maybe LOST is a DMT trip.
March 29, 2009 at 12:24 am
Autonomous Unit
Well, this sums it up. She’s german, that’s like almost NAZI, isn’t it?
Is Pentti Linkola rowing the boat? He is called an eco-fascist.
http://www.myspace.com/penttilinkola
“We still have a chance to be cruel. But if we are not cruel today, all is lost.”
March 29, 2009 at 8:38 am
dave
how the fuck does rw manage to look all hot and sexy and goofy, all at the same time?
March 29, 2009 at 8:52 am
dave
well, whatever it is that she has, i have to admire her for it. i can’t think of another woman who could pull it off, maybe josephine baker back in her day. don’t know.
March 29, 2009 at 8:53 am
dave
now that’s funny, p. linkola with a mysapce page. i thought all the hipsters were over at facebook.
March 29, 2009 at 3:20 pm
Donovan
“They can see what the markets have seen: that you are the devalued Prime Minister of a devalued Government.”
http://globaleconomicanalysis.blogspot.com/2009/03/saying-what-needs-to-be-said.html
March 30, 2009 at 5:05 am
JR
“why are you upset regarding the portrayal of the ’70’s in LOST? How do you perceive the decades are being presented on the show?”
I’m 39. My formative years were the seventies. My favorite Character on the show is Sawyer. Let me make that clear. Sawyer is the coolest.
But his one comment basically implied that the seventies sucked. That’s all I’m riding on. Maybe you missed that episode. It’s one of the last 3 or 5. check it out.
Don’t get messed up. The Dharma Initiative is an earlier incarnation of Zulu Kilo.
March 30, 2009 at 5:46 am
JR
Bunn and I scan the battlefield constantly. We don’t need any help. Well maybe a little, but only from Donovan or Bif. or Yarra.