It’s Official. September 25th is the release. I have always been ambivalent about Tucker Max and I sincerely hope he fails. Then again, I have always supported him and drawn attention to him (only Holmes can half describe my confusion). But I don’t write history. Dave has told me he will write a review.
Tucker thinks more highly of himself. Everything he does is awesome, because he is awesome. September 25th. Only date in September/October where there was nothing else opening. That’s Confidence… we can get into that. It is actually the latest of a long series of lies Tucker has told about the movie.
The rest of my evening will be devoted to perusing Holmes’ work looking for true gems. I’m a little miffed he grouped Queen and Bowie and didn’t include the Clash. But whatever, he must have spent two years on this. The work is just incredible. I must say, Holmes has been a friend of mine, but when I saw this thing, I realized, I had absolutely no conception of what he was capable of.
The Pentagon needs to ring this guy.
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May 29, 2009 at 3:11 am
bunnbunn
http://www.facebook.com/pages/I-Hope-They-Serve-Beer-In-Hell/25294332360
Don’t you hate people who are this accessible and relentlessly (and professedly) candid? Maybe just a little bit?
If MOU (bunn love her) thinks LeBron has already beat the Lakers with a last second shot across the court, it can only mean that I need to upgrade to one of those fancy hotel televisions that’s future-looking when you put a quarter in the slot. And the bed shakes too! This country used to be so cool.
Doom, congrats on reeling in that chuck of money. We are the greatest nation of underachievers the world has ever known. You are an exception among the seething mob of degenerates. If only our pathetic leaders could at least pretend to aspire to emulate the Ancient Romans.
Bif, what channel is the Chavez Marathon? It’s gotta be better than watching Obama read electronic cue cards.
May 29, 2009 at 9:03 am
MOU
Bunn, if it had happened it would have been only LeBron doing it. I was rooting for the Lakers and LeBron sort of amazed me and sort of ruined my life by sinking the shot.
My husband follows sports quietly on his computer sometimes while I work on mine in the living room. But we can go weeks without turning the thing on. So I had seen LeBron in the news but that was my first time seeing him in action.
It would be cool to see him up against the maturing rapist Kobe.
May 29, 2009 at 9:05 am
MOU
I take that all back. That was so scrambled I just have to admit I don’t know what the fuck I was talking about.
May 29, 2009 at 9:10 am
MOU
Johnny, you may need to remove me as a poster.
First test to qualify as a poster:
1. You must know where your ass is.
2. You must be able to distinguish that from a hole in the ground.
3. Is your head in fact up the hole in your ass or down the hole in the ground?
4. Is your head in fact down your ass or up the hole in the ground?
If you can’t do one or two and/or you answer “yes” to 3 or 4, you should not let us post.
May 29, 2009 at 9:11 am
MOU
Orlando?
May 29, 2009 at 9:11 am
MOU
Out of touch!
May 29, 2009 at 9:38 am
bunnbunn
Don’t listen to the haters. Kobe may throw an occasional elbow at overzealous defenders, but he’s no rapist and never has been. And you know it. Maybe you DO need to be banned until you mend your libelous ways.
May 29, 2009 at 9:44 am
bunnbunn
But you did catch the Orlando typo and you probably can’t do any measurable damage to his reputation at this late stage in the game, so just ignore me. In lieu of a fine or other punishment, you may perform the community service of writing a short article to be posted here at ZK.
May 30, 2009 at 12:32 am
MOU
You are a merciful bunny. I am truly humbled. I was, of course, baiting the bunny. Since I can’t put out apples, carrots, or lettuce, calling Kobe a rapist was my next best trick.
That whole thing was pretty murky, just true. His story is bad if you are married to him, her story and rep were worse. But nut jobs can get raped too. So my truth is that I don’t know. But I knew it would get a rise…
May 30, 2009 at 1:15 am
bunnbunn
L.A. Lakers, Western Conference Champions!!!!!
Bryant, Gasal, Ariza, Odom, Brown. Walton, Farmar, Fisher, Bynum, Vujacic.
And Phil… you finally woke up!
Now, all eyes turn to the East…
May 30, 2009 at 2:25 am
D3PO
Ya, missed that game running around busing kids to the end of the school year festivities, but saw it as foreordained, the Laker win.
Thanks for the kudos, bunn and MOU. My motives are many and varied, but one of the big ones is posing as a local hero and the next emperor candidate, just before a quick exit on Holme’s yacht to my next correspondent’s assignment in some balmy South Pacific archipelago.
Or, get a bag of pretzels and watch the big shoe unfold from my lanai.
May 30, 2009 at 4:58 am
JR
“L.A. Lakers, Western Conference Champions!!!!!”
Congratulations. You know who I’ll be cheering against.
May 30, 2009 at 5:02 am
JR
MOU-
I have no idea what you are talking about. But Before I launch an official investigation, consider it done. You have been officially removed from my list of official posters.
Like Obama’s promise to close Guantanamo, consider this written in stone.
Any infractions will result in a two-day ban. The second time. After a warning.
May 30, 2009 at 7:52 am
dave
dat show looks fuckin’ awsome.
May 30, 2009 at 10:14 am
MOU
Woooo Hoooo!
EEEEEEYahhhhh! Heeheeheeheeheehee! Bwaaahahahahaha! Aaahahahahahahaha!
You’ve banned me, you’ve really banned me. {sniffles daintily}. Thanks for the support of all my friends. It has been a lot of hard work being a fucktard. I knew I could do it if I just tried hard enough.
Consider the blog sprayed with graffiti. Pissing on the blog is just too male for my taste.
http://cccsds.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/banksy_graffiti_55.jpg
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2311/2537960695_718642f9e4.jpg?v=0
http://filipspagnoli.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/war-on-terror-graffiti.jpg
http://www.artofthestate.co.uk/photos/stencil_graffiti_ego_war.jpg
May 30, 2009 at 10:18 am
dave
did you that gary beecher is a john dolan alias?
http://www.otago.ac.nz/DeepSouth/vol2no3/dolan.html
May 30, 2009 at 10:24 am
dave
my kids chastise me to this day: “christ dad, you threw our fucking cat in the garbage.” there’s a story without a moral there. kinda like getting a bad hotdog on beer day at the local minor league baseball game.
May 30, 2009 at 11:16 am
bunnbunn
Dolan is to War Nerd, as Nudge is to Patrick… is that what going on?
“More showing off. And for whom?”
How fucking rhetorical, LOL!!! Dolan cracks me up. He’s a ripping superstar writer and provocateur. One of the best.
Yes, there’s a serious answer to this question, but it’s not in anyone’s best interest to pursue it too seriously.
May 30, 2009 at 11:27 am
Dr. Doom
Glad to see I’m not the only one that misses his prepositions around here….
May 30, 2009 at 3:55 pm
Dr. Doom
Wow! So JR, do you, like, KNOW these native islanders? What tribe do they belong to? I detect a certain Jerseygirl accent. They don’t like stashes, I’m ruined….
May 30, 2009 at 10:50 pm
JR
I like the main girl’s sister. I just caught this randomly on youtube while checking out BunnBunn’s musical suggestions.
This is episode #4. I’ll be posting the first three soon.
May 30, 2009 at 11:42 pm
EEofDC
Oh, please no!! Don’t! Stop… stop…. urgle-gurgle… help! We’re drowning in banality.
May 31, 2009 at 1:20 am
Dr. Doom
EE, common, just a side of banality, please….I love those Jersey girls.
May 31, 2009 at 1:37 am
JR
“We’re drowning in banality”
We’re modern Americans. Isn’t banality oxygen?
May 31, 2009 at 9:03 am
dave
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gary_Brecher
May 31, 2009 at 9:11 am
dave
i just report the news; i don’t make it. ang lee is profound.
May 31, 2009 at 10:07 am
bunnbunn
Maybe here’s a sneak preview of the future for more and more California public schools… hard to believe, I know. Talk about 180 degree change of direction. Like I said, something else will rise to take its place once the bloated corrupt institutions are blown to smithereens, which can’t happen soon enough as far as I’m concerned.
http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-charter31-2009may31,0,7064053.story