Is that a Bluetooth earpiece she is rockin’ ?- sorry, this one was in the words, I mean works, I’ll move it behind Bif’s in an hour or so.

This next song is not the one I wanted. I’m confusing it with something by the Bangles or even the Go-Gos for all I can remember. I’ll find it one of these days just by returning to the same store that has some idiot programming the CDs (hint:change them once in a while). Actually there is an underlying psychological issue I just thought of, but don’t want to confront this second – no, it’s not mine, it’s women – but we’ll get to that.

I know where to shop for high-quality men’s items for cheap – where 90% of the shoppers are women – so the question is why do you always hear that music. It ain’t the shit you hear where men shop. And there is a reason I like Banana Republic better than J. Crew these days. Fuck! I can’t believe I’ve fallen victim to marketing.