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Off The Fucking Rails?

If this is blocked with ads from Geico, I’ll be off the rails

Tipping, you don’t even know. Just go back to your comfy life and $3 gasoline

first attempt blocked
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I’ll take my Moldovan whore and no gasoline any day of the week

I’m talking about heavy Rock n Roll. Only Bunn and Dave and a few others can do that. Katya can’t. She doesn’t have this ability. Let’s get along. Let’s give Peace a chance.

The Outlaw Josey Wales is almost the best movie ever made.

Comments?

Dave?

Yeah. Fine. You want a blowjob, too?

… I can’t handle this shit. I need an accountant…

This one is for Dave , though… this lil’ cunt deserved it and eveyrbody knows it.

Mommy Loves You. I hope you die!

Nice Job …. DAD!

Ugh. Do I hear manslaughter charges? Cuz Dad wanted the annoying little bitch offed?

She WUZ Annoying. Probably the most annoying BITCH ever and she wasn’t even 5 or 6 or 7, whatever. Imagine what her MOTHER is like

mmmm

post this or not.should I

NRO

Chill. It was a closet door. Why are you getting all worked up?

Going off the rails

Every time I see Part 3 I puke and cry like a baby or a girl or an idiot named JR for two days and snot drips out of my nose. Can we avoid this?

Test on Ryan part 1

Whoops. I don’t know how that got in there. I just wanted to make myself puke again. Humans are so resourceful. I love Woody Harrelson.

“Searching for long-range comms”

fuck it. This is a great movie.

“Searching for long-range comms”

Maybe they’re not blocking the signal from inside the base.

think we’ve got a live one

leaving Sarang perimeter

You’ve lost your marbles

“Searching for long-range comms”

Easily the greatest clip ever.

“not one stinking dink body”

Bunn Bunn is gonna accuse me of things cuzza that comment. Fuck that rabbit. It’s the truth. Back in the day even the Chinese hated Gouks….. What!?

#1) The Outlaw Josey Wales

#1b) Howie Mandel’s interview on on 20/20 on 11/27/2009 – You’re kidding me, right?

No, Sam Bell, I’m not kidding you. That was an actual interview – GERTY

fine…. “GERTY” … who is this other person in the room with us?

That’s Johnny Rico.

Sam Bell: No, the other person

GERTY: That’s Yunhee

Sam Bell: stop fucking with me. The other person who appears to be alive.

GERTY: That’s Katya

#?) Hustle and Flow

#?) The Hurt Locker

#?) Ham

#?) bunnbunn

#?) Soderberg’s Che: Parts 1 and 2

#?) It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia

#?) Sons of Anarchy

#?) Cormac McCarthy’s The Road – The Novel

#?) Peak Oil

#?) Barack Obama – Just Kidding

#?) Pussy – i actually think Pussy is better than Peak Oil but I’m not rating anything, I’m just giving you choices. You rank’em.

#?) Roast Beef. I actually like roast beef better than pussy. (The taste). But Roast Beef goes bad real fast and is $10 a pound. Pussy never goes bad and is $10 a … wait… nevermind… I think I need an accountant…. Alex!!!

I may have to change this. This is a ZK first. I am posting something without having watched it first.

I started this episode yesterday at work but got interrupted by some phone calls and some Moldovian bitch. By the time I got a chance (now) to post I still haven’t seen past the first 20 minutes. The piece I want (in the first 20) is not available on youtube – so I’m going with this, sight unseen.

Anyway. I’m liking (and hating) Dexter more and more week by week. So we’ll just have to run with this for now.

For those of you not in the “know”, John Lithgow is the “Trinity Killer” who Dex, his Sis, and Coworkers have been hunting all season. I won’t give anything else away. This is getting to be a pretty cool cop-forensics-thriller.

….

Whoa! Too hardcore. still have two days to get rid of that one… Nope… I want my original idea… This one is way too scary… I mean, this is an adult website, but that shit is out of control. It is the holidays, afterall.

That’s all I gotta say. Nice Job. That’s how you do it.

Listen to the Johnson tapes from this date, I heard them on Moyers for the first time tonight. They’ve been working their way forward for years. I only heard parts. My life is a disaster. I can’t concentrate. But you can. Focus.

Johnson says point blank this is gonna be “another” Korea. BOOM! Why is this important? Because it is proof positive that at the highest levels everybody understood Korea to be the real “Vietnam” – the original “quagmire.”

KOREA is the BIGGEST FUCKUP EVER. But to this day we look at it as a victory of freedom and Superman over commernism and pinko clowns. HOLY FUCKING SHIT!

Study History Motherfucker! I have been saying this for years. WE HAVE NO REASON TO BE IN KOREA AND WE NEVER DID.

IT was a mistake a hundred times worse than the soviets in AFGHANISTAN.
WAKE THE FUCK UP!!!!!!

All the crazy shit I did tonight, they will be the best memories.
-David Guetta

This is just bad-ass shit. Or Badaaaaasss as they call it now. Fucking word pansies. Who is lucky enough in 1969 to have seen this flick and been trippin? It’s not like this kinda shit was wide release.

I’m just saying. I’ve seen it twice. In like 1987 on tape and probably 2000 or maybe a little earlier on DVD. I don’t know. Probably dead sober both times.

Karl Marx, a visionary, figured out that you can control a slave much better by convincing him he is an employee.
    - Taleb

 

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