The future to me is utterly unattractive.
-Churchill to his Mother (circa 1896)
The problem I see with throwing your shoes at people is you only get two shots.
-Saint Bif
It was an idea. I don't know. Who knows where they fucking come from. Isaac Newton invented gravity cause some asshole hit him in the head with an apple.
-Christopher Moltisanti
Or maybe he's just a fucking idiot. Historically, that's been the case.
-Tony Soprano
All religions take care to silence or to execute those who question them (and I choose to regard this recurrent tendency as a sign of their weakness rather than their strength).
-Hitchens
The only item in Putin's geopolitical agenda is high oil prices. That's how his regime survives in Russia. That's why he is always playing a game of keeping the tension high, especially in the Middle East.
- Gary Kasparov
“Mr Churchill, you are drunk”
“And you, madam, are ugly”
“Mr Churchill you are VERY drunk!”
“And you madam, are extremely ugly - but tomorrow I shall be sober”
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November 14, 2009 at 9:27 pm
Saint Bif
November 14, 2009 at 9:53 pm
tipping point
Damn, totally forgot that Jesus played the keyboard!
November 14, 2009 at 11:26 pm
Saint Bif
Oh Tipping. Well, he is Dead… and he is dead. Both. Literally. Bad bad girl. You better be on your blackberry at Metallica because they’re on at MSG… right NOW!
November 14, 2009 at 11:32 pm
tipping point
Check your email buddy. If you hadn’t turned me down, I would be there!
November 14, 2009 at 11:41 pm
Saint Bif
Arrrgh
November 14, 2009 at 11:49 pm
Saint Bif
So now someone else is sitting in our seats. I hate them.
November 17, 2009 at 1:12 am
JR
bAD aSS shit
I am number 6
Holmes is Number 2
We’re still not sure about you, Bif. But this latest flare helps.
Trust me, I had some other concoction that included you, but the Prisoner dialogue is so tight.
Seriously
#3 and #4 are Katya’s breasts.
#5 & #7 are either her butt cheeks or her pussy lips. So as number six I’m obviously compromised in the middle
#9 #9 #9 #9 #9 #9#9 #9 #9#9 #9 #9#9 #9 #9#9 #9 #9……
OK. You can have number 8
I’m not answering questions in English. Only Romanian.That’s right, Bunn. Do your own research. It just feels better in the morning. Waaay better that opening email! Jus sayin.
November 17, 2009 at 1:23 am
JR
Bif – Serious, now – you didn’t just drop your first shroom, did you? Be serious. We can help. You get into the first scrape with your Ol’ Lady?
Dude. Doesn’t matter. You’re freaking me. What’s the dilly? You are not a blues guy. You’ve always been Smiths.
Just chill.
November 17, 2009 at 1:28 am
JR
My mother actually listens to “Desire” several times a week. I catch her doing it. It’s crazy. She’s only like 65 or 70. Loud, too. Apparently my Dad is deaf.
Hurricane. Yeah. Tell me, Bif, can you recite the lyrics to Hurricane in your sleep?… that’s what I’m sayin… I can. The whole album.
I knew you people would unnersand. JR
November 17, 2009 at 1:40 am
JR
Would Bif and Tipping please stop arguing. Or fighting or quarrelling.?
Please?
I’m begging you.
I was born on Dylan’s “Desire”
There is no better album
It was several years and one woman between 1985 and 1988. She is married now (I hear) but she is still like a queen to me
Isis, Oh Isis….