When I watch this movie. I have nobody to turn to
Only you
Only YOU
Holmes
Dave
Bif
Bunn
Tipping and Doom dropped
Tipping was always a fake. Just married to a drone pilot. i love Tipping. I wish she would come back. serious
Doom just couldn’t deal with my incoherent alcoholic rants. I understand that. I hope you come back, MY FRIEND. I’m much worse now. serious
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February 23, 2010 at 11:31 pm
Dr. Doom
I’m not pissed at you, JR, it’s just some of your on-line friends. I hope you and Katya are still a twosome. If not, well, all things must pass. (A great album by George Harrison, BTW).
Yeah, you just got to admit that you really, really like alcohol, and try to get some control over it and your life. You can do it. So can I*.
Your pal, Doom
*I’m not giving up the cigars. Groucho and George Burns smoked them and they lived to be really old. A glass of sherry, a good cigar, and a hot twenty something looking for an education.
February 24, 2010 at 9:48 am
dave
doom,
you should come back. you should even post some of that really stupid 911 truth bullshit.
February 24, 2010 at 9:51 am
dave
it’s like watching really bad porn. you know, like when the lead actress is sucking dick, getting dp’ed, polishing her nails and having a drink of perrier, all the same time. i kinda like that sometimes.
February 24, 2010 at 7:27 pm
Dr. Doom
dave, when it comes to taste in entertainment, you are the absolute King!
February 24, 2010 at 7:37 pm
Dr. Doom
tomorrow is my 60th birthday. so where are my presents, mo’fuckers? at least uncle remus sent me a mac mini-me computer. i know, you forgot.
already bought myself a box of fine cigars. got a bottle of champaign chillin in the reefer and a new bottle of single malt waitin on the shelf. all i need now is two or three hookers, four or five viagra and my party can begin.
February 24, 2010 at 10:22 pm
Bunn Bunn
Happy Birthday, you goofy bastard. And “fuck you”, too!!!
You seriously want to try and convince everyone here that you’re some sort of victim? JR, please make him an editor so he’ll shut the fuck up already.
As an aside, I’ve seen people really get personal with you over the years (e.g., Dale) and it never seemed to phase you. Highly bizarre. Must be some sort of tainted viagra got into your system that causes island-bound monkeys to remain angry for months on end. I believe the warning label says: “If anger over that which doesn’t fucking matter lasts for more than four months, see your doctor.”
February 25, 2010 at 1:46 am
Dr. Doom
Thanks, Bunn. I doubt I’ll ever be the blogger here I once was. You guys take care of JR and, I know it’s tough, but do what you can for him.
Dale is an idiot. You cannot compare yourselves with him. Besides, I got really personal with him, so even his threats at blackmail were more humorous than hurtful.
hasta la hasta.
February 25, 2010 at 2:13 am
thal
Any reviews of Lady GaGa’s debut album? I mean, I thought I was listening to some new Material Girl, but turns out it’s Industrial-Civilization Girl – we be sub-machine cogs – plug in a replacement part – we’re amiably interchangeable. We be delicious.
February 25, 2010 at 2:27 am
Bunn Bunn
Doom! Bless you. Enjoy your birthday smokes and bubbly. I may be a miracle worker, but “taking care” of JR is going to require scurrilous godly scale prestidigitation-making positive magic and then some. I may need to renegotiate my contract.
February 25, 2010 at 2:29 am
thal
Yeah, Happy Birthday…some of us are right behind.
February 25, 2010 at 2:50 am
Bunn Bunn
thal,
If there is a moral to the story, it may have something to do with placing your money on whatever square Collin Powell is standing on?$?
I’m ready to apply for the NINJA* stimulus grant/loan just as soon a census worker shakes me out of my extended slumber and provides me with a prefilled form that I can electronically scratch an “X” onto and submit. I’m hoping that my proposal has something to do with creating and/or saving jobs that somehow relate to Lady Gaga.
*N.I.N.J.A (No Income, No Job, No Assets)
February 25, 2010 at 2:57 am
thal
funny. how you manage to distill multitudinous inputs to semi-coherent form fillability output is worthy of wonder.
February 25, 2010 at 3:02 am
thal
gimme the precis (the cliff note version), to get me back up to speed. Who is pissed at whom, and should I care? Better yet, can this peacemaker help to define, refine, or confine the best or worst?