Your coworker whistles this all day. You better hope it’s not me. I _____ take you to Bena nd Jerry’s on your Birthday. You poor girl.

I sincerely hope you never read this blog. You need to go to bed. I have a regular girlfriend I need to convince I’m not a vampire on weekends.

You were raised in the former Soviet Union. Doestoevsky. I get it. Me and Bif have been helping you girls for a long time.. We love you. we really do. But as Americans. Ones with Passports and papers. We’re gonna have to raise our fees. It’s the economy.

You Muscovites raised the tariff. Now so do OUI.

French for Yes!

The West is the Best.

You wanna play. You gotta pay.

The first million goes to a lawyer in California. I’ve owed him for a long time on a bet. Had to do with OJ or oyay! I forget . He will remember. Are you ready to pay? It’ll be like Formula1. You give us the money, we’ll let you know how serious we are.

Obviously. LOTUS GOT FUCKED !!!!

R U Effing kidding me? This is Lotus. The Green. James Bond!!!!!

Nobody sez anything about this !!!!!

They got fucked in the ass.

This car is 20 seconds off the pace. This isn’t even a joke. Me and my mum bake cookies faster. OMFG. And F1 thinks it is cool cuz it banned refueling and the KERS system.