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This is a weird cut. I don’t know where I got this. But it is now my goto. I’m sorry I ditched the header photo in favor of Celtic Cheerleader Tits and Ass. They obviously pale in comparison. I hope I can find that again… the camels and the VLCC. Or Auton Unit. That was actually my favorite photo ever. Seriously. Not top ten. And I’ve got some good ones. My favorite. Top one. This hard drive goes nowhere.

I actually love the subtitles. Nah Trang? Weird. I’ll have to review that.

…earlier

“The next project that I’m trying to initiate involves me on drums, Josh Homme on guitar, and John Paul Jones playing bass. That’s the next album. That wouldn’t suck.”
-Dave Grohl

I’ve always been behind you
So I think we should meet
I’ve sharpened my knives
So I’m gonna use them
Oh…Baby
Oh…Lalalala
I’m gonna smother you with my love
Forever and ever, also forever
Acid and poison and chemicals baby
Is what I mean to provide
I know together, we’ll make the possible
Totally impossible

Lalalalalala-luh
If you want me I’m yours
And even if you don’t want me
I’m trained and licensed and armed to the teeth
I think you’ll agree
It’s so hard to apologize
So I’m just gonna skip it
Sleep deprivation will make you a million
Did you just hear something crazy?

I got my fingers crossed you’ll catch something baby
Cause I just threw myself at you

Everyone run and hide
I’m coming to find you
Is my face still bleeding?
Then what is your problem?
By the skin of my teeth
That’s how I’m going to drive you
Muh-muh-muh-muh-muh
On the goodship lolly-gag
LSD and a bloody pile of rags (Hey)
I hate to be the bearer of bad news
But I am…

Katya is my sister. I do nothing serious without her.

I DO NOT move without her advice. Eagle thrust seven.

We will come in low out of the rising sun

NO.
NO
NO

ZuluKilo. Only WE justrfy any pain

Dave? He’s a manipulative scunting douche. Look at him. He’s a cunt

This episode of Breaking Bad is the best movie that has been made in the States in the last twenty years.

Boom. That’s good. Only 40 minutes.

Very Nice. You, Sir, deserve an award

I’m Jesse, If there are any questions. I learn the hard way. But I learn

You have no idea.

You are my greatest influence. Aerodynamically it is the same. I look at how you move and I adjust. I just look at the Katya and I figure it out approximately 3 tenths of a second later. Something about her hips. She is the perfect cross between a dolphin and a whale if she were an F1 driver she would be Filippe Massa

If I were an F1 Driver at Monaco right now. I would be Massa. Because Massa is the the finest driver god has ever tried out. And god knows this. Katya is funnier and prettier and …and….and…

but Massa is the only one who can drive.

Alonso. Whoops
Hamilton. Please.
Let Button talk to Hamilton.
Schu and Rosberg. I mean please.
I like Petrov. I’d like to see him do something.
Face it. The Renault is bottom tier

What are you gonna do?

Bunn?

This is us. You pay or? play

Katya is just too beautiful to me. I can’t do anything else. You know I am crying.

This is for Aunt Midge

and Aunt Goldia

I’m fucking losing it here. Hold me straight.

And I know there are one or two more of you out there.

That is clean. That is rifled. I actually spent a good part of my life waiting for this. Preparing.

This is from Scott and Chris. We will see you in the next world. You made our parents as weird as they are. We have questions.

I wish Brad and Brian and Joe and Mike were here. And Silas. Someday soon. Erik.

Believe it or Not.

We Love You.

We are different from other people

We Are Bauers

Move Your Body
Come On
Dance With Me

Katya

I cant stop

KATYA!!!! I LOVE YOU!!!!! (I just wanted to say that where you couldn’t hear me) I do though. Except for my family and my Zulukilos and maybe 4 other people. …. I I….I …. I don’t know how to say it. I don’t want to be around other people. You are the only people who make any sense to me.

The Mercedes is a heavy ride. Stable. Smooth. Built for women. That’s why I have never really understood guys that own Mercedes and try to impress chicks with them.

Give me a bright yellow 1999 Volkswagen Bug and I will pass anything on the road. 110 mph.

I save the Audi A4 for real cunts

I don’t really have to understand anything about cars or speed, do I. I’m THE expert and THE fastest

Pole Position

1994

2010

xxx

2009

xx
2008

xxx

2007

RU Fucking Kidding Me? That was three years ago. He’s in a Ferrari Now. This is not gonna be pretty. This might go down in history.

xx

xxx

1991
Ayrton SennaMcClaren Honda

-> official

Karl Marx, a visionary, figured out that you can control a slave much better by convincing him he is an employee.
    - Taleb

 

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