You have no idea.
You are my greatest influence. Aerodynamically it is the same. I look at how you move and I adjust. I just look at the Katya and I figure it out approximately 3 tenths of a second later. Something about her hips. She is the perfect cross between a dolphin and a whale if she were an F1 driver she would be Filippe Massa
If I were an F1 Driver at Monaco right now. I would be Massa. Because Massa is the the finest driver god has ever tried out. And god knows this. Katya is funnier and prettier and …and….and…
but Massa is the only one who can drive.
Alonso. Whoops
Hamilton. Please.
Let Button talk to Hamilton.
Schu and Rosberg. I mean please.
I like Petrov. I’d like to see him do something.
Face it. The Renault is bottom tier

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May 16, 2010 at 8:32 am
dave
anyhoo, i’m just glad to see that we’re steadily, slowly(it can never be fast enough) but surely(hey, don’t call me shirly), going about our real business of wiping out all life on earth.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/37171468/ns/us_news-the_new_york_times
May 16, 2010 at 9:40 am
GB
Here’s where we fucked up:
http://bible.cc/genesis/1-28.htm
May 16, 2010 at 4:52 pm
JR
“anyhoo, i’m just glad to see that we’re steadily, slowly(it can never be fast enough) but surely(hey, don’t call me shirly), going about our real business of wiping out all life on earth.”
You are the best. (I just told Katya this). I’ll tell the truth now.
Katya! You are the best.
Don’t worry about this Dave guy. He is just a figment of this other dude’s imagination…what?… no, no, no,… this other guy?… He … I, work with him… no, it’s not like that … fuckit.
You are the Best Woman.
Dave is the best guy.
I’m jus sayin baby
May 16, 2010 at 5:08 pm
JR
GB, you know this is gonna take a coupla days. Sit tight. You are probably right. (I know you are right). I just gotta give the mandatory to comply.
May 17, 2010 at 5:45 am
dave
yeah, i always figured god as some kinda asshole.
May 17, 2010 at 8:11 pm
Dr. Doom
Hey, no fair blaming all our problems on God. Wot, you think He’s omnipotent or sumpthin? It was that damn rabbit, it’s all his fault. We shoulda never listened to him. “real change we can believe in”, he said.
May 17, 2010 at 8:13 pm
Dr. Doom
rent a big enough sump pump, and we could all be billionaires, dave.
May 18, 2010 at 7:56 am
dave
http://www.reuk.co.uk/OtherImages/sump-pump.jpg
May 18, 2010 at 7:58 am
dave
http://www.lies.com/wp/images/god_hates_fags.jpg