It is August 13th. WHY THE FUCK is my Vanity Fair with Lady Gaga on the cover not on my front doorstep? My secondary copy at work has not shown up either. This has to be some kind of conspiracy. I checked the bookstores. They are still overstocked on that ugly bitch, Jolie. I am so sick of Angelina. And will somebody PLEASE give Michael Hastings an award of some type for getting rid of McChrystal already. Talk about heroes.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Hastings_(journalist)

http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/news/17390/119236

Remember the scene in Catch-22 when General Dreedle (Orson Welles) comes into the mission briefing with his (Va-va-Boom)WAC played by Susanne Benton? And the pilots and bombardiers are like……oooohhhh, uuummmm…. ooooh.
Yeah.

The name of the town is Ferrera. No strategic value to anyone.