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I have no idea where the douchebag is. Why don’t we leave him ALONE?
Yeah, his artistry is the coolest ever. I like the Camel stuff in the Sahara. But let us leave him to whatever.
I’m jus sayin. I wish you guys would do this for me just one year. Like as a birthday present or something.
AU. I hear it. Your friends are the worst. Dude. Dude! Don’t even say nuffin. Do not even open your mouth. I am forming a community. I’m serious. totally serious.
Boom. Goes he Dynamite!
Run Like Hell
I been here
You better run.
If they catch you in the back seat tryin to pick her locks
They are gonna send you back to mother in a cardboard BOX
I will not even give him credit for posting my first rant:
http://www.cnas.org/blogs/abumuqawama/2009/11/traveling.html#comments
I really wanna get rid of these italics.
My story is a lot about Paul and Joe. These are friends of mine. I met them when I was 27 or 28 I think. This is 12 or 13 years ago. 1995? 1996? Sounds about right.
I’ve got no regrets. This is where I always wanted to start. These guys are Viet Namh Combat Vets. Joe is Khe Sahn. Paul… let’s just not say for now. I’ll let Him.
These guys will make you laugh and cry.
This looks like a body count to me
http://www.kuna.net.kw/NewsAgenciesPublicSite/ArticleDetails.aspx?id=2038709&Language=en
The last interview I saw with a US commander said they were not doing body counts. That it was anti-COIN.
previous to that I saw the command structure saying drone strikes were their most effective weapon in their war on terror previous to McChrystal banning them previous to them using them to kill record numbers of civilians “by accident”
Katya told me she loves the way I say “huh.” And I was like “huh?” – You mean “Hmm” – No – she was positive it was “huh?”
That means one thing. I’m the real American. I know how to say “huh?”
It is quite clear that the Generals in the US armed forces are the most incompetent bunch of clowns God could gather in one place at one time. FUCK YOU. YOU BUNCH OF RETARDS. Run Two wars? You couldn’t beat your daughters at tennis
I’m not afraid. The Nation has an excellent record of documenting me. The New Republic’s Michael Crowley (who is a complete douche) just proved my point about Gates in a very long article. Nice job. I’ll have to interpret what a prick you are.
Correct me if I’m wrong
My new favorite TV show is The Prisoner. From 1967.
It has been only a week but I miss Formula 1 more than anything. Only an F1 junkie understands the “boringness” of Monaco.
Katya has been back only four days and she is hounding me. Fuck? I’m screwed. I have no plan. The only thing I can do is run
I guess this is what they meant by out on the tiles
I want Andrew Exum Crucified.
I want Exum crucified. Like the bad way. The way the Romans did it. Starved for 3 weeks, cut up, made to carry a cross or some shit, whipped, beaten. Yeah. My last wish – I want that done to Andrew Exum for twice as long as the Romans did it to Jesus. I don’t need it filmed. I just need it to be done.
I need to know Exum felt horrific pain and screamed and cried like a little a baby.
Mmmmmm. Exum is young. Perhaps he will deal. I’ll start selling his pain. YOU BETTER RUN MUTHERFUCKER.
Yeah. Exum never figured I would actually start selling his pain.
You can sell mine. I’ll give you a dollar a percoset. No, seriously. I can’t take it anymore
Run Like Hell
starnglely I may have pulled my best maneuver in the dark. Yeah. Good way to spell starnglely. No. Holmews will tell me about this. It will be my greatest moment. Yeah So. He;lp. me. talk me out. Dude you don’t unnnerstand. This isn’t LA. I’m a retard. Women have brains here. They are actually our companions. I’m not fucking kidding. Women and men are equal in Boston. Will somebody please tell him. FUCK!… careful. careful. It’s Bunn… careful… it’s Bunn. Don’t touch. DONT TOUCH. ITS BUNN. Only Rico Deals or he walks within 20 minutes, That is the deal. Only Rico Deals. It is very tight.
I AM AN ANTI-ANTI-COMMUNIST
-Gore Vidal
-Johnny Rico
-(Sign it, Bitch…
Good to go, RL Ermey. Move out! I’m pretty sure I got Bif on a flank. Bif is hard to follow. But he’ll send a flare up if there’s a prob. I always trust my boys.
Dave just tries to fuck with me. He should keep that up. I’m gitting old. I need checks.
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