The Future of Travel, So Beautiful

Me on the Airbus of the future, on my way to the Tripoli GP for calamari and cocktails. Won’t you join me?

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41 thoughts on “The Future of Travel, So Beautiful

  1. I believe the number of passengers portrayed is about accurate. That must be Bif, wishing he had some company on his long plane ride to Tunisia.

    Today I learned of another local supermarket closing in East Oahu, after about 30 odd years of continuous operation. We’ve gone from three down to two and now only one remaining, the mighty Safeway, unless you count Cosco as a food store–okay sorta.

    Signposts passing….

  2. Like that view is going to make me forget the choice between the preemptive radiation therapy and voyeur show or testicle and prostate exam they want to give to see it?

    I had a better view from the web seat of unheated KC-135.

  3. Hey Remus, were they still handing out complimentary ear plugs with your box lunch on board that KC-135? Mittens and head socks optional.

  4. awesome women. i really miss doing the olymipic lifts. there’s nothing more gratifing than a 80 kg snatch. gray hair, bum knees, and tendonitis in the elbows speak of a lifetime of abuse to the body. i may go out and it a go again anyway.

  5. To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
    1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
    2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don’t Disguise Your Voice!
    3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
    4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
    5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ‘ For Marijuana.
    6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
    7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
    8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is ‘To Go’.
    9. Sing Along At The Opera.
    10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can’t Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
    11. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream ‘I Won! I Won!’
    12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling ‘Run For Your Lives! They’re Loose!’
    13. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, ‘Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.’

    And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity

    14. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.

  6. You will need one of those Los Angeles butt cam fitting rooms for Congressmen

  7. Yes or no? Should the US continue to conduct/support military operations against Gaddafi? Presently we are spending $10million/day.

  8. “Yes or no? Should the US continue to conduct/support military operations against Gaddafi? Presently we are spending $10million/day.”

    Let’s see…that’s (10 x 10^6 $/day ) x 3.65 x 10^2 days = 3.65 x 10^9 dollars/year. What else could we do with that money? Fix bridges, pave roads, dismantle nuke plants, feed the poor. Nooooooo, we need to use that money to insure freedom for the Libyan peoples, hold up our end of the NATO actions, etc.

  9. It cheaper then paying for medicade for a year so what the hell. I dont know any of them victims anyways or see the dead bodies on TV so is it really happening?

  10. But Wieners weiner I have seen that. In fact I had it as my computers wall paper till the wife took it off.

  11. yeah, we’d just waste that money anyway, building some bridges or feeding poor people, etc. much better to spend that $36.5 billion defending freedoms.

  12. Doomy, I was responding to your list. But hey, let’s get that rumor started! Do you tweet? Is past tense of tweet twat? Or is twat a gaggle of tweets?

  13. Remus, I’m on Facebook and LinkedIn, but I do not tweet, nor have I twatted. Well, that depends on the meaning of “twat”.

  14. japs are the cleverest monkeys out there. they’re always doing something fucked up.

  15. I’m not seeing any bats out flying around tonightt. Anybody in the northeast seeing any?

  16. Took another walk. Saw one little brown bat, which followed me for a bit. Better than none, I guess.

  17. no bats. but i haven’t really been looking. the one thing that i’m happy about not seeing, cane borers in my raspberries.

  18. There have been no bats here in 5 years do to the new subdivisions which also displaced about a hundred or so milking cows. The plan was for 5000 homes they are at about 1000 but they still plowed most of the land. The funny part is the unplowed area last year added some cows back

    An even better note is that I did not realize the nuke plant in Nebraska was one of those built by cavemen

    http://www.examiner.com/human-rights-in-national/fort-calhoun-nuclear-power-plant-now-an-island-photo

    Sure makes me feel as if the experts know what they are doing. Of course some nutter blames Obama. Yeah he built the plant in a factory in Kenya when he was 10!

  19. Yes, we mustn’t worry. Technology will save us. Remember, they wouldn’t have invented stuff if it wasn’t for our benefit.

  20. Slow tsunami on the Missouri. The only difference bewteen a tsunami’s flooding waves and a river flood is the speed. Hopefully, they’ll have adequate time to prepare for any further damage and disruptions. Maenwhile, we get our news of events from there from via Russia and Pakistan. Nothing from MSM. Amazing.

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